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[polkayoureyesout]

WELCOME TO YOUR PRIVATE CHANNEL, Eyes. FOR SECURE COMMUNICATION, USE 800.85.800.85 *** Eyes has joined 800.85.800.85 <Eyes> this thing is giving me flashbacks <BANNED USER> SCREENED MESSAGE. UNSCREEN? Y/N -- This is not the man you seek. <Eyes> Seriously though, leave a message. <Eyes> afk, turning into a monster.

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< Eyes >

[polkayoureyesout]

The fire escape is going to fall off the side of the building any day now and there's stuff under the window.

Why don't you knock?

<C_137>

[peaceamongworlds]

This isn't about ME, Waldo. I can teleport, I can break into your apartment whenever I want

If someone ELSE tried to break into your apartment, what would happen?

Re: < Eyes >

[polkayoureyesout]

Probably they'd either break the door down or face the rickety fire escape and have to step on all the pointy things under the window.

Who wants to break into the apartment?

<C_137>

[peaceamongworlds]

Maybe someone who's got it in for you

Maybe someone got his creepy, disembodied head stuck way up his own ass and now he wants you dead. IDK, Waldo, I don't know your life

< Eyes >

[polkayoureyesout]

Oh shit that guy. I didn't say anything about his fog god, you think he'd go to all that effort just because I called him a jerk on the net?

<C_137>

[peaceamongworlds]

he went to all that effort because I put my foot on the table while he was doing a puzzle

but w/e, it'll be fine. I'll come over and we'll set up some deathtraps.

< Eyes >

[polkayoureyesout]

You got sacrificed. Crap,that's horrible.

I have a feeling we're more likely to get caught in the deathtraps than anyone else. Plus, I work at the clinic during the day, what's to stop him from just attacking me then. Maybe I should get a gun instead. Though it wouldn't hurt him unless I shattered a bone.

<C_137>

[peaceamongworlds]

[Yeah... It was horrible, all right.]

We're not going to get caught in the deathtraps, Waldo. This isn't my first time

Where are you RN?

< Eyes >

[polkayoureyesout]

Sure, people always say that but wait til it's the middle of the night they're half asleep and they want some water.

In a cafe.

<C_137>

[peaceamongworlds]

tell you what, I'll just head over to your place and get started

What's your electricity situation like, BTW? Can you have the blender and the toaster going at once or do you blow a fuse?

< Eyes >

[polkayoureyesout]

It's a blender and toaster situation. I don't think the fusebox likes humidity either.

<C_137>

[peaceamongworlds]

Good to know, Waldo. I'll see what I've got lying around here and head right over

Just LMK when you're heading home in case I need to disable anything