Not A Pasta Chef Dammit (
polkayoureyesout) wrote2025-09-20 06:17 pm
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<knightmendicant>
Although I think there's a middleman: body mass. Frankly, at least for the type of werebear I've been turning into, I was just too dang scrawny to support the changes. The sheer amount of bodily trauma I subjected myself to reminded my body that I needed to enter hibernation soon to heal, and thus I started the process of preparing for hibernation through hyperphagia.
Or, in simple terms: I've been eating more than twenty thousand calories a day for the past few weeks and have gained a significant amount of weight as a result. Four to five pounds a day. Don't worry, it's apparently quite normal for bears. At least this adjustment is a lot more forgiving than the agony of my previous transformations.
< Eyes >
Cravings are normal apparently. I developed a sweet tooth and a desire to chug honey.
What about any other cravings? Bears take meat. There's a soup kitchen and the clinic can let you know if anyone donates their body.
<knightmendicant>